Sooooo. The glorious unveiling of my new darling H.G./Myka Warehouse 13 fanfiction, “Connexion“.
Sexy, less used, British spellings FTW, by the way. And totally justified, because the fake H. G. Wells used it in The Invisible Man.
But there was nothing to throw light on the connexion between the Invisible Man and the Tramp; for Mr. Marvel had supplied no information about the three books, or the money with which he was lined.
The way I’ve done it is having written up the whole “episode” already, but I’ve broken it up into three parts, since reading upwards of 12,000 words at one sitting without any place to bookmark the thing is a bit of a doozy, and perhaps a bit annoying if you don’t have the time to read that much at once.
This assessment is based on how it took me over 1.5 hours to read from beginning to end in the final revision, editing and rearranging included. Even supposing one reads an average of a page of material in one minute (give or take 250 – 300 words, I suppose), it’d still take 40 – 48 minutes to read it all at once. And besides, it’s going to take me ages to write the second part, so breaking it up seems like a good decision.
And it should be noted that a large part of my motivation for writing “Connexion” is my displeasure with both S2 and S3 finales (though I could potentially like the S3 one if they do S4 right). Hence the AU, which is set right after the end of “When and Where” (the 1961, time-machine-involving episode), on two conditions:
- a) that H.G. has already voiced her golden “I know a thing or two about the opposite sex” line (in “Buried” in canon), and has effectively outted herself.
- b) that although Artie conceded to H.G.’s presence in the Warehouse (by calling her ‘Helena’ by the end of “When and Where”), I choose to make Artie’s attitude change more gradual. I interpret the scene more as ‘Artie apologising to Myka and trying to smooth things over with her’ more than ‘Artie suddenly thinks H.G. is not-evil and will sing the Barney song with her’. In addition, I think the writers were trying to set the mood for H.G.’s ‘ZOMG betrayal’ in an ‘Even Artie warmed up to her’ kind of way instead of Artie going ‘Hah! I TOLD YOU SO.”
But now, onto matters of greater importance — the notes.
As usual, please refrain from reading the rest of this post until you’ve read the chapter in question.
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